Dragon Age Transcribed
*muffled cackling in the distance*

*muffled cackling in the distance*

Blackpool is a grain warden. He will die protecting your crops and farmlands.

Blackpool is a grain warden. He will die protecting your crops and farmlands.

You're awesome and an amazing person!

That’s lovely to hear, and the compliment is appreciated - but we are, in fact, three people. 

Or are we three people-suits filled with ducks? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW. 

I wish I didn’t

I wish I didn’t

That’s an accurate representation of most people’s reaction to the fade tears.

That’s an accurate representation of most people’s reaction to the fade tears.

Sooo… f*ck buddies then?

Sooo… f*ck buddies then?

She liked to eat shoes so much when she was a baby the name kinda stuck…

She liked to eat shoes so much when she was a baby the name kinda stuck…

Tis even more so to read the comments, friend.

Tis even more so to read the comments, friend.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Pretty sure that’s illegal (even in Tevinter. Hopefully).

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

Pretty sure that’s illegal (even in Tevinter. Hopefully).

Zevran is not here for throwing shade.

Zevran is not here for throwing shade.